Jeez, while I know most writers use facebook for professional purposes and it’s fair enough for fans to want to add me as a friend there, it really gets on my tits when writers are so desperate to whore themselves around they start adding everyone they’ve ever heard of. Just like the Linkedin invite I keep getting from someone I’ve never heard of, why the hell would I want to be friend with a writer of bloody self-help rubbish whose only connection to me is that more than a year ago I used to work for her agent and once sent her a contract?