My good friend david_devereux has just pointed me towards this – a fine example of how I can still manage to drag down what was a pretty low standard to begin with and certainly deserving of all the great captions the people at the SFX forum have provided.
Unfortunately by that point I’d ended up kissing the one on the left – either because we we’d been told to do a scene from Star Wars ep. 2 or just that I have a thing about long hair…. In my defence, that was my first drinking session since getting glandular fever so frankly it’s remarkable that my ninja skills only failed me as I tried to get the key in the door of my flat. Possibly I’d tried to open the main door with my tube travel card, but I’m hazy on the details of that night.