Now that the lovely Gollancz folk have sent me my copies of the book, I reckon I've got a spare hardback and trade paperback to give away. In the spirit of childish humour that we clearly all share, I've decided to make it a (very) mini quiz instead of just 'who wants one?' so riddle me these:
1) Who gets a tattoo of Daken’s name on his arse and why?
2) Continue the popular Palace Guard song (for as many lines as you fancy frankly): ‘General Lahk has only got one…’
3) Which occurs most frequently – ‘love’ or ‘fuck’ throughout the manuscript (in any context or use)? (and bonus point for “why?”)
Obviously, I’m not expecting anyone to get all of these right, and those who've already read the book aren't eligible, so points for entertaining answers/reasoning will go right alongside accuracy. Closing date for entries will be arbitrarily decided by me at a later date, but I reckon you've got about week since I want to post copies out in advance of the actual publication date!