Thanks a lot. One of my great joys in life is turning up to work sweating so when you closed the only window on the tube and cut off all ventilation, I was delighted to feel the temperature rocket from too far away from you to do anything about it. Those tube trains are often only stifling so good on you for ensuring it got really hot in there. I was particularly pleased to see that you clearly did it not because you’ve got some freakish body temperature, but to protect your ringlets from being blown around a bit – it being quite impossible to choose a different part of the train to get on since there are four bloody doors and only one open window. That you’re at the arse-end of your thirties and really too old for long ringlets makes it clear you’ve never stopped being daddy’s spoiled little angel and deserve to get your way in every aspect of life.
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If I’d known you’d be so upset, I wouldn’t have done it. And for your information, my daddy already has your address…
Ah, clearly that’s a good photo of you then, had a face like a slapped arse this morning!
On a rather more sobering note, our fears from last night have just been confirmed on the BBC website. A tree blow down directly outside our flat and crushed a van. The lack of urgency from the emergency services was a bad sign and the only good news is that only one person was killed inside it, hopefully the others will pull through.
!!! Bloody hell!
Yeah, a bit sobering. Happened directly out of my study window so if I’d been writing I’d have watched it happen. Tree was clearly diseased so it just snapped off at the base rather than being held down by its roots – bit unnerving since it’s not been in a bad way for long at all, couple of months ago it looked fine as far as I recall.
If I’d known you’d be so upset, I wouldn’t have done it. And for your information, my daddy already has your address…
Ah, clearly that’s a good photo of you then, had a face like a slapped arse this morning!
On a rather more sobering note, our fears from last night have just been confirmed on the BBC website. A tree blow down directly outside our flat and crushed a van. The lack of urgency from the emergency services was a bad sign and the only good news is that only one person was killed inside it, hopefully the others will pull through.
!!! Bloody hell!
Yeah, a bit sobering. Happened directly out of my study window so if I’d been writing I’d have watched it happen. Tree was clearly diseased so it just snapped off at the base rather than being held down by its roots – bit unnerving since it’s not been in a bad way for long at all, couple of months ago it looked fine as far as I recall.