As a precursor to my impending totalitarian reign, I’ve decided to get the masses used to the sound of my voice so it won’t be a shock when they hear it blaring from loudspeakers throughout the land as I issue my decrees. My chosen medium for this softening-up process is an interview for the nice man at fasterthanlight.org – who rejoices in the brilliant name of Wolf(gang)!
You can hear the first half here but since over the last few years I’ve been conditioned to talking on and on to Australians until I’m too drunk to make sense, he had to cut the interview in half so the rest is here!
And here’s an interesting aside – while I’m not so unashamedly narcissistic as some authors I know and admire, I did catch half a minute of it while the little lady was listening and it turns out I sound as posh as the royal family! I’d not really noticed that before…
When exactly were you planning to bring about this regime of yours? It’s just that I distinctly remember calling first dibs at the last meeting of Evil Megalomaniacs For A Better Tomorrow, and those flying monkeys of yours are rubbish.
Ah, but you didn’t notice the otters now did you? Like tiny ninjas they are, could steal the hair off your head. Well, not your head clearly, but other people’s…
When exactly were you planning to bring about this regime of yours? It’s just that I distinctly remember calling first dibs at the last meeting of Evil Megalomaniacs For A Better Tomorrow, and those flying monkeys of yours are rubbish.
Ah, but you didn’t notice the otters now did you? Like tiny ninjas they are, could steal the hair off your head. Well, not your head clearly, but other people’s…